Through the smoky dim lit haze, I saw him from afar
Moved a little closer just to get a better view
He looked at me and smiled and said, "I'm the one for you"
We've heard one too many over used pick up lines
Give us some credit we're not sleazy, dumb, or blind
Saw another guy right then, his suit was tailor made
Unfortunately so were his lines much to my dismay
Thought he had me pegged, tried to impress me with his cash
"You'd look great on my yacht," was the best line that he had
We've heard one too many over used pick up lines
Give us some credit we're not sleazy, dumb, or blind
Over in the corner I saw this one all alone
Looked like Mr Natural, the kind you would take home
Not like any of the others, this one seemed benign
At least until he opened his mouth, "hey, Babe, what's your sign?"
We've heard one too many over used pick up lines
Give us some credit we're not sleazy, dumb, or blind
Got fed up, decided to leave after one last drink
Felt a tap on my left shoulder and started to think
I can't take this anymore, what will this line be?
That's when he let his line fly, "Hi, my name is Steve"
Where have you been all of my life, sweet thing?
Can I buy you a drink, marry you, anything?