Something's happening
Very strange
Maybe I should just cry out
Again again
All that pushing
Coming from the heart
Or was it something I ate?
Right from the start

If it was salmonella
D'ya think I'd tell her?
I don't think you would
Find the time
Maybe speak your mind
I'm not too certain
Make me think what I ought to drink
Would you believe what I'm on about?

Feelings, happenings
Very queer
Maybe it's something they dropped
Into my beer
Echoes, visits
Coming from below
Or was it something I ate?
I just don't know

If it was salmonella
D'ya think I'd tell her?
I don't think you would
Find the time
Maybe speak your mind
I'm not too certain
Make me think what I ought to drink
Would you believe what I'm on about?