Porn Wars


Frank Zappa (guitar, synclavier)
Steve Vai (guitar)
Johnny "Guitar" Watson (guitar, vocals)
Ike Willis (guitar, vocals)
Ray White (guitar, vocals)
Bobby Martin (keyboards, vocals)
Tommy Mars (keyboards)
Scott Thunes (bass)
Chad Wackerman (drums)
Ed Mann (percussion)

The reason for this hearing
is not to promote any legislation,
(indeed, I don't know of any suggestion
that any legislation 'd be passed),
but to simply provide a form
for airing the issue itself,
for ventilating the issue,
for bringing it out in the public domain

Senator Hollings?

I've had the opportunity to ah,
attend a, a showing you might say,
a presentation of ah,
this Porn Rock as they call it
In the tested pornography,
one of the things to look at
is that it does not have any redeeming social value
Ah, there could be an exception here
because I haven't attended that presentation
A redeeming social value,
I find that it's inaudible
I have a hard time understanding it
And, Paul, since I travelled the country for three years
and they said they couldn't understand me,
maybe I could make a good rock-star, I don't know
But in all candour I would tell you it's,
it's outrageous filth
So I'll be looking from this senator's standpoint
not just to bring pression,
but to try to see if there is some constitutional provision
to tax, or procedure can be used on the Congress
to limit this outrageous filth

Senator Trible?

Rape, incest, it's outrageous filth
Sexual violence
Now, the effects of such lyrics on a well adjusted child may
not be cataclysmic
It's outrageous filth!
A lot of the emotional damage is more subtle
Fire and chains andleather
It's outrageous filth!
Objectionable

Tools and presentations in some twisted minds
effects of such lyrics on a well adjusted child may not be
cataclysmic
Porn Rock
A lot of the emotional damage is more subtle
Fire and chains andleather

This must be the end of the world!
All the people turning into pigs and ponies
I can't let it happen to me!

What is the reason for these hearings
Sex!
Well
Sex!
Thank you, I think that statement
Sex!
tells the story of these many
Listen you little slut
What is the reason for these hearings
Sex!
Bondage!
Listen you little slut!
Listen you little slut!
Mixture of drugs
Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex!

I might be interested to see what toys your kids ever had

Why would you be interested?

Just as a point of interest in this ah

Well, come on over to the house and I'll show them to you
Really!

I, I might do that!

Now, the effects of such lyrics on a well adjusted child may
not be cataclysmic
It's outrageous filth!
A lot of the emotional damage is more subtle
Fire and chains andleather
It's outrageous filth!
Objectionable
Tools and presentations in some twisted minds
effects of such lyrics on a well adjusted child may not be
cataclysmic
Porn Rock
A lot of the emotional damage is more subtle
Fire and chains andleather

Thank you very much, Mr Zappa
You understand that ah,
the previous witnesses were not asking for legislation
and ah, I don't know,
I can't speak for senator Hollings,
but I think that the prevailing view here is
that nobody's asking for legislation
The question is just focusing
on what a lot of people could feel that could be a problem
And you've indicated that you at least understand
that there is another point of view
Really nearly over the year

Senator Gore?

Thank you very much, ah, mister chairman
I found your statement very interesting and,
ah let me say although I disagree with
some of the statements that you make,
and have made on other occasions
- I have been a fan of your music, believe it or not -
and I, I ah respect you as a true original and,
and ah tremendously talented musician

Wait a minute!
Maybe I could make a good rock-star, I don't know
Comics, comics, comics daddy!
Maybe I could make a good rock-star, I don't know
Comics, comics daddy!
Maybe I could make a good rock-star, I don't know
Comics, comics, comics daddy!

They don't even understand their music
of course nobody does, but ah
They don't, they don't even know what they're doing
No!
I've, I've seen 'em a couple of times
Did you, did you see their uniforms?
Unbelievable!
Which ones? They're the red ones?
All those rhinestones of their rings and things like that
Do you know what I
Golden May hoof-covers
Unbelievable!

Maybe I could make a good rock-star!
Gonna drive my love inside you!
etc
It's outrageous filth!
Comics daddy!
etc
Rock, rock, Porn Rock!
etc

And I think your suggestion is a good one
if you pledge those words
That would go a long way for
All we have to do is find out how it's gonna be paid for

Pyromania!
No question!
Burn the building!
Burn! Burn! Burn!
Yeah!

If I could find some way constitutionally to do away with it I would!

This issue is too hot

So I'll be looking from this senator's standpoint
not just to bring pression,
but to try to see if there is some constitutional provision
to tax, or procedure can be used on the Congress
to limit this outrageous filth
Yeah!

We'll get back to de whimp
and his low-budget conceptium of personal freedom
in just a moment
But foist, welcome to:
What de fuck gwine on here?
A celebratium o' de American way o' life!
I see some y'all be FROWNIN'
'cause mebbe y'think what I's tellin' ya' is a LIE!
Am I right?
Les' jes' have a test
How many o' you nice folks think I knows what I's talkin'
'bout?
RAISE Y'HAIN UP!
Uh-huh!
An' how many thinks my potato been bakin' too long?
RAISE YO MIZZABLE HAIN UP!
Uh-huh!
Nowhow many you folks is CONVINCED
de gubnint be totally 'UNCONCERNED'
wit de proliferatium o' UNDESIRABLE TENANTS
in de CONDOMINIUM o' LIFE?
An' how many folks believe THEY number won't come up,
next time de breeze blow fum de Easterly directium?
Les' face it, peoples!
Ugly as I mights be,
I AM YO' FUTCHUM!
Ain't that right, SISTER OB'DEWLLA?
Hmm hmm! Oh, oh yeah! Thass right!

Senator Gorton?

Mr Zappa, I ah, am astounded at the ah,
courtesy and soft-voiced ah,
nature of the comments of my friend
the senator from Tennessee
I can only say that I find your statement
to be boorish, ah, incredibly and ah,
insensitively insulting the people who were here previously
That you could manage
to get the first amendment
of the Constitution of the United States
a bad name - if I doubt that you have the slightest
understanding of it - which I do not,
and have the slightest understanding of the difference between
government action and private action
And ah, you have certainly destroyed any case
you might otherwise have had with this senator
Thank you Mr Chairman

Is this private action?

I don't think this is constitutional
The voluntary labelling is NOT censorship
Bend up and smell my anal vapor!
The voluntaryvoluntaryvoluntary
is not censorship
De-de-de-de-degradationhumiliation
Is this private action?
In chains
Listen you little slut
There-there-there
There's no absolute rock
There's no absolute rock
Well Bend up and smell my anal vapor!
There-there-there
There's no There's no
Mr Zappa, thank you very much for your testimony
Thank you
Next witness is John Denver







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