FZ: Well it's contest time ladies and gentlemen Direct from Madison,
Wisconsin, it's the Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival, just as promised
Vinnie: Cough!
FZ: Heavy duty? Maroon nylon heavy duty Okay Light blue cotton with tiny
skid That's getting him very excited because it appears that the bottom
parts of those pants are welded together Okay let's try this, alice blue nylon

Vinnie: These smell like the same ones I had last night
FZ: For those of you who didn't hear he says those smell like the same ones he
had last night Did you like them? You don't like those?
Vinnie: Maybe they are, maybe she's following us around
FZ: Black Nylon!
Vinnie: Ooooohhhh please!
FZ: Black Nylon, re e-hem, registring a 19 on the Richter scale
Vinnie: Oh, God gotta keep on hah hah, it's fuckin' disgusting!
FZ: These are very light blue and apparently have come in contact with some
corrosive material that has eaten the bottom out of it
Vinnie: China syndrome
FZ: What?
Vinnie: China Syndrome!
FZ: Yeah, ha ha ha ha ha! Awright, rustic hokey pokey, model number thirteen
Vinnie: Oorhh, nehh (hack, hack)
FZ: Blue with the little embroidered things on the front
Vinnie: This smells like armpits Ugh
FZ: Okay who wins? Those belong to Chuck Eldridge
Ike: Hi
FZ: Sorry