She owns a shotgun and a fourty-four
And a five-pound chihuahua named El Salvador
She likes to lie under the stars at night
And watch the sky as the plains pass by

You know that skirt's so short your eyes could bleed
Yes, she acts like she's a royal queen of modesty
She'll keep you guessing 'cause her eyes deceive
When you think you got it made
She's got the aces up her sleeve

She's so lovely
And she lets you believe what you want to believe
When she loves me
All you know she can do no wrong

You know she wants to buy a limousine
So she can always look important everytime she's seen
She's got a smile that you can't believe
And the junk in her trunk! It'll bring you to your knees

She's so lovely
And she lets you believe what you want to believe
When she loves me
All you know she can do no wrong

Oh no, she can do no wrong
Say, you know she can do no wrong
When she loves me

When she goes out with the girls at night
She won't be back until the dawn of the morning light
She quit her job at the sales and loan
Now she's working for the nation
Got a job in immigration

She's so lovely
And she lets you believe what you want to believe
When she loves me
All you know she can do no wrong

Oh no, she can do no wrong
Say, you know she can do no wrong
When she loves me