I WENT THE GAY WAYBy The Backside Boys
(Listed below are the lyrics to Howard Stern's
song parody of the Backstreet Boys'
"I Want It That Way", which was first performed on 9/27/99)

Opening Music

Howard Stern singing:
This song makes me cry, makes me crave a man's backside
Every time I hear this dumb song played, I feel like I'm gay
I watch the telly While Ralph shaves my belly
People wonderin' if I'm still straight am I going gay?
Get K-Y this song makes my butt ache
Need a Guy homo love could be a mistake
Get KYMen's backside's are a dirty place
Could I go the gay way?

Fred Norris singing:
Jackie bend ooover, and bark loud like Ro-ver
Would KC be my love sla-ave? If I went the gay way

Howard Stern singing:
Get K-Y! I'm singin' like a sissy
Get K-Y! Ralph come and see my butt cheeks
Get K-Y! I'm thinkin' 'bout the ballet
Could I go the gay way?

Fred Norris singing:
Will there be pain, man I can not explain, what's coming over me?
If I start to resist, please don't use fist, or I might need some surgery!

Howard Stern singing:
I watch the telly while Ralph shaves my belly

Homo homo homo homo homo With every passing day!

Howard Stern singing:
Get K-Y! Would I like to see a sphincter?
Get K-Y! No smell is more distincter!
Get K-Y! I wonder what my wife would say!
If I went the gay way

Get K-Y! I really Need a Sphincter
Get K-Y! No smell is more distincter
Get K-Y! I wonder what my wife would say
If i went the gay way

Get K-Y!Sphincter, Sphincter, Sphincter, Sphincter
Get K-Y!Di stincter, stincter, stincter
Get K-Y!I wonder what my wife would say
If i went the gay way

If Iwent the gay way