Give me some antiseptic
To take this headache away

Give me a syringe
To inject the pain

Give me something pretty

I hope I'll never be

I'd rather be creepy
And very strange

Give me a cake

That I can mix and bake

In a Betty Crocker oven
That I will break

Bake it up and we will STAB STAB STAB!

Come on, don't be afraid

We will make you STAB STAB STAB!
My world is evil but American Made

Give me something easy
That I can complicate

Something hard

To inject the pain

Give me a mate

In a crippled state

With Halloween teeth
That I can break

Bake it up and we will STAB STAB STAB!
Come on, don't be afraid

We will make you STAB STAB STAB!

My world is evil but American Made

Momma's apple pie got cockroach in it
Burn the flag in the fag

Momma's apple pie got cockroach in it

Burn the flag in the fag
Momma's apple pie got cockroach in it

Burn the flag with the fag

Momma's apple pie got cockroach in it

Burn the flag in the fag

Bake it up and we will STAB STAB STAB!
Come on, don't be afraid

We will make you STAB STAB STAB!
My world is evil but American Made

American Made

American Made

American Made