Retouch My Body


Jackie Beat!
So young and sweet!

You know I'm getting older and I've gained some weight, too
In my imagination I am just twenty-two
I'm way too busy to do Jenny, Weight Watchers, too
The fast food is to blame, cholesteral through the roof

If there's a camera up in here, that's taking photographs of me, then it's true, that you
Must sign this confidentiality agreement right here, telling you, what to do
'Cause if you run the pics you got without the use of photoshop, I will hunt you down!
'Cause baby this is show buisness, nobody wants the truth
Don't even try it, this is my diet

Retouch my body
Sketch me some more
Take off sixty pounds, then take of ten more
Retouch my body
Resize my head, clean up my skin
Please tone done the red
Retouch my body
Lipo my thighs, with your computer mouse
I'm as big as a house
Retouch my body
Remove every curve
I'm going to the mall, to get a soft serve

Give me a tiny waist, because I eat like a slo
Remove a chin or two, and how's about a nose job?
Erase under my eyes, where it is wrinkled and dark
Your reseme says that you worked on Jurassic Park

If there's a camera up in here, that's taking photographs of me, then it's true, that you
Must sign this confidentiality agreement to blood, or else you, will get sued
'Cause if I end up on Perez Hilton looking like a lez, I will hunt you down
'Cause baby this is show buisness, nobody wants the truth
Don't even try it, this is my diet

Retouch my body
Don't wanna look tragic
So call Industrial, Life and Magic
Retouch my body
Make me look lean
Like fat-ass Oprah, on "O" magazine
Retouch my body
Even at my tits
And make sure this old Coture size two fits
Retouch my body
Blur some more
Come on and give me what I'm paying you for!
Retouch my body

I just want some Gummy Bears
I refuse to take the stairs
Make me fucking young and sweet
Get rid of my cellulite
I don't want no photo, boy
I want to know you're painting

Retouch my body
Don't cause any trouble
I am in denial
Don't you burst my bubble
Retouch my body
Just look at Madonna
In real life she looks like an ancient iguana
Retouch my body
And if you can afford
Try and make me look like less of a horse
Retouch my body
I know all the choice
I only wish you could retouch my voice

Retouch, retouch, retouch, retouch
Retouch, retouch, retouch, retouch
Retouch, retouch, retouch, retouch
Retouch, retouch, retouch, retouch
Retouch, retouch, retouch, retouch

Retouch my fucking body!







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