There was an old lady she lived in a shoe
She got a whole lot of kids you can't miss em when yous coming through
Cause she be shacked up with little boy blue
But half them kids aint seen their pops since like 1982
But down the street next to the swap meet
That's the spot where the 3 little pigs yo they be catching beef
They took tweedledee and knocked out his front teeth
And left tweedledum just straight bleeding on the back seat
I live on the corner man next to Jack and Jill
You know them two brother and sisters who be acting I'll
I tell em to step back and chill but they'll smack ya grill
Now let me tell you straight up now you can catch the deal
You know Humpty dumpty man they straight played him
Knocked him off the wall scrambled him up now and ate him
See I aint playing where I live I got to stay praying
And every time I come around yall can hear me saying
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Mary had a little lamb case you didn't know
That little lamb took my sin made it white as snow
And every where that the lamb will go
That's the place I got to go man I got to see the streets of gold
Sitting on the corner with my tape recorder and Jack Horner
Kicking freestyle raps for scraps of spare change
To change my money range and cry like Danny Ainge
Till I make enough checks to win back my ex girl friend
I can't pretend I didn't wish that I'd never seen her I'll demeanor
And this fly dish and the spoon ran away broke out to Santa Fe
Left me cold aint seen her since Saturday
But hey I got to say I been dissed since way back
Bought a girl a knick knack but patty was wack
In fact I'll get em all back using my rap sheet
And make em outcast singing bah with the black sheep
And take them to phat beats and show them my work -acapo