He really liked her blind He'd sneak up from behind
and run his finger down her spine - say `it's fine'
though headlines shouted FINAL!
Pigs would fly, cities turned to powder shrines
He'd keep her dark brown eyes in brine and she'd be happy -
swimming under water Safe! Looking for some seaweed she could
bake and make a meal for two A Tokyo stew And though he knew
she'd never do it - he never told her He'd never ever tell her