Do that thing
I must, I must, I must increase my bust (x4)
I've got to admit I'm obsessed by tits
I've had this problem since I was a kid
I used to look up to my Auntie Marie
Because she had big tits hanging down to her knees
Her nipples were poking right out of her gown
If boobs could be wings she'd be flying around
As I grew older I made up my mind
I'd get me the biggest ones I could find
I must, I must, I must increase my bust (x4)
Do that thing
I must, I must, I must increase my bust (x4)
My ass just got big and my boobs stayed the same
I had to do something cause I was ashamed
I filled up my bra with melons and see
I looked like a faggot, a vamp in 3-D
The trick with the melons a shot in the eye
Not long did I wait to catch the first guy
And of course I forgot that melons do rot
I smelled like garbage, shit warmed up
I must, I must, I must increase my bust (x4)
I got a new plan, the idea it's real cool
I decided to go to a gymnastics school
There I found out that I'm not alone
Suffering from this flat-chested syndrome
So when I wake up or go back into bed
I remember the wise words that my teacher said,
"If you want your man to drown in your lust,
You must, you must, increase your bust"
I must, I must, I must increase my bust (x4)
Do that thing
I must, I must, I must increase my bust (x4)