There was this kid who lived in Naperville
He had no money, no dollar, dollar bills
He had a pimp caddy you know you can't blame us
But we had to make the backseat, backseat famous
We call him the rooster, reading Simon & Schuster
You know your girlfriend he probably seduced her
One honey on his right, one honey on his left
All the honey's left out are getting upset
"This weekend I had Cockboy all to myself"
Yeah right, he took a shower, in an hour, he was with someone else
You just don't get it he'll never admit it
Footprints on the dashboard, he hit it
Captain Conservo left, Stubhy brought a pound
Rolled a keg in, Otto shut it down
Now that's CB rubbers in the trunk
Book reading always breeding probably drunk
Probably drunk, probably drunk Cockboy's probably drunk