This is the theme from m*a*s*h*
This is a call
Realisation that your appreciation
Meant nothing at all
This is eternal
This is your life
Vodka and tonics with the stereophonics on a saturday night
This is illegal
At least if you do it right
A new operation for your eloquent spaceships
Rockfield style
But that was revolting
And this is well done
Congratulations you're the king of the kop
And I'm a teacher's son
This is the final time
I teach you to shave
Was never supposed to be a stain on your church
Or a big day
Go gadget armpits
And cover me down
My final suggestion in the form of a question
Are we made of stone?