Sex is over rated but it sure feels good
Way over rated but it does feel good
Just look at all the babies in the neighborhood
Yeah sex is over rated but it sure feels good

No such thing as having to many shoes
No possible to have to many shoes
Boys will tell ya different but their lying to you
There ain't no such thing as having to many shoes

Now there's no sure way to win the heart of a man
To much begging eatin' out your hand
Feed him roast potates and a leg of lamb
Thats one sure way to win the heart of a man

Weeeeeehehehewould I lie to you
weeeeeeeIts a kitchen table gospel truth
What your mother should have told you
But she never had the heart to
The spaghetti is ready when it sticks to the wall
Always ready if it sticks to the wall
He'll say his gonna but he won't call
But the spaghetti is ready when it sticks to the wall

Sex is over rated but it sure feels good
Way over rated but it does feel good
So grandad chasin' granny around the neighborhood
Yeah sex is over rated but it sure feels good