Welcome to Mars!
It's open all hours
What are we doing here?"
Bill's in the back and Fred's on the phone, sayin,
"What are we doing here?"

Oh, he was sayin that you are never alone in the Twilight Zone
"What are we doing here?"

Waiting For Mary
Oh

I oughta know but my memory is goin'
I'm down on my knees
I'm beggin you please
Don't mind the stares we've paid for these chairs
And keep up that smile, it might be awhile

"What are we doing here?"

Waiting For Mary
Oh
Oh, I
Won der Why
She can't Be
On time Ever?

What do you know, it had to be snowin!
I'm down on my knees
I'm beggin you please
Oh, what do you see?
Why, it had to be me, sayin, What?
What are we doing here?
Now, one at a time or all in a line, say it:

Waiting For Mary
Waiting For Mary
Waiting For Mary
Oh