You don't know me, baby, but I've seen you around
It might be kind of crazy, but I'm just new in town
And now I wonder what you'd think if I said, hey look
I'd like to get your number and a link to your Facebook
Now if I tell you what a nice guy's supposed to
Would that compel you not to scream when I approach you?
You'll have to promise me you'll take this news calmly,
But honestly, I'm sort of a zombie

I knew you'd be surprised You can bet that I
May not be alive, but I sure as hell ain't dead inside
What's with the shotty? I ain't wishing you harm
You see, I'd try to hold your hand but I'm missing an arm
Brains are all I've eaten all week it's true,
But if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you
So let me take you to Wendy's You deserve it
Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby Ain't nobody perfect

I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark
I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains
I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you
I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains

Baby, sometimes I bite, and you can bet
That I've got an appetite for human flesh
I'll always be near though You'll have to accept that
When I nibble on your earlobe you might get infected
Cause I fell in love with you and I'm
Undead but you make me feel alive
And when I chase you through the graveyard
It feels like foreplay

If I'm lying I'm dying, and I speak truly
When I say I love your mind I'll take brains over beauty
We'll be the undead Dagwood and Blondie
When I teach you how to zombie, teach you, teach you how to zombie
And everybody will love you, and you can sing along
To this post-apocalyptic, postmortem love song
So give me a chance, girl You know I'll be worth it
Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby Ain't nobody perfect

I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark
I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains
I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you
I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains

Brains Brains Brains Brains
Brains Brains

I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark
I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains
I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you
I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains