I want to be a rock star, and travel really far, and buy me a big expensive car
And make lots of money and find me a honey
And live in nice big house where it's sunny
With a pool and I'll be cool
I'll always have a gig cause I'll be big
I'll have parties and friends and places to go,
The only problem is I play the banjo

I play the banjo

I'm a post Hee-Haw mover, a funkadelic punk-rock groover,
A cross between Bela Fleck,
And Eddie Vedder but better
I'll win a Grammy for the way I pick
I'll be an instrumental monster with tons of new licks,
And all the babes will love me, sell-out shows,
The only problem is I play the banjo

I play the banjo

(Chorus:)

Well I play the banjo,
Play the banjo,
Play the banjo,
I play the banjo
I play the banjo

(Repeat Chorus once)

I say hear me boys, here my rhyme,
I'm picking on the banjo all the time
I say hear me boys, here my song,
Picking on the banjo all day long
Pick

I'll buy a leer jet, and a limousine,
And everywhere I go my fans will scream,
"Hey banjo boy, we love you,
I wish that we could all play the banjo too"
And you'll see me on the tv talk show,
With Dave and Conan and Jay Leno,
The only problem is I play the banjo

(Repeat Chorus 3 times)

I play the banjo,
Play the banjo,
Play the banjo,
I play the banjo