(heypsst psst, here she comes now)

Oh, you know her
Would ya look at that hair!
Yeah, you know her,
Check out those shoes
She looks like she stepped out of the middle of somebody's blues
She looks like the sunday comics!
She thinks she's brenda starr
Her nose job is real atomic
All she needs is an old knife scar!

Ehhh, she's so dull, come on rip her to shreds
She's so dull, come on rip her to shreds

Oh, you know her, "miss groupie supreme"!
Yeah, you know her, "vera vogue" on parade
Red eye shadow!
Green mascara!
Yuck
She's too much
She looks like she don't know better
A case of partial extreme
Dressed in a robert hall sweater
Acting like a soap opera queen

Ehhh, she's so dull, come on rip her to shreds
She's so dull, come on rip her to shreds

She got the nerve to tell me she's not "on it"
But her expression is too serene
Yeah, she looks like she washes with comet!
Always looking to create a scene

Ehhh, she's so dull, come on rip her to shreds
She's so dull, come on rip her to shreds
She's so dull
Rip her to shreds!

Oh, you know her, "miss groupie supreme"
Yeah, you know her, "vera vogue" on parade
Yeah, you know her, with the fish eating grin
She's so dull
Yeah, she got the nerve to tell me!
Huh, she's so dull
Yeah, there she goes now
She making out with king kong!
She take her boat to hong kong
Well, bye bye sugar!
And not a minute too soon