Tonight is right for love, you know I (Chef)
Wanna touch you where the lights don't go
Tonight is right for love (With Meredith Baxter-Birney)

Expressing love so sweet,
I'll keep you burning like a dog in heat
Tonight is right for love (With Meredith Baxter-Birney)

We had a love that was so magical
With Meredith Baxter-Birney burning, burning in my soul
I'm not talking about Meredith Baxter-Birney today, no
I'm talking about Meredith Baxter-Birney that was on Family Ties two years ago

After the love comes a darkness in hell (Meat Loaf)
A demon inside you like a bottomless well
Nothing is safe and everything is a lie
Love doesn't last, no matter how hard you try
Burnin', burnin', through your brain
Unthinkable pain

Meat (Chef)

But when you finally realize that it's all in vein (Meat Loaf)

Meat Loaf (Chef)

Splinters of wood, they can be forced through your eyes (Meat Loaf)

Meat Loaf!!! (Chef)

Cheese graters of steel being rubbed in your thighs (Meat Loaf)
Your skin is comin' off and you railin' in salt!

Meat!!! Hey Meat! Meat Loaf!!! (Chef)

What? (Meat Loaf)

Where are you goin' son? (Chef)

Oh gosh (Meat Loaf)

Come back to us, we're over here (Chef)

OK, Oh, sorry Chef, man Sorry (Meat Loaf)

It's alright son, but this song is about Meredith Baxter-Birney, (Chef)
not about splinters of wood in your eyes, you need to calm down man

You're right (Meat Loaf)

Here, have a taco (Chef)

Taco, great, I need a taco (Meat Loaf)

You're messing up my business with Meredith Baxter-Birney OK? (Chef)

Yeah, great (Meat Loaf)

Tonight is right for love (Chef & Meat Loaf)
The rain is fallen and Jay Leno is on
Let's turn down the lights, turn up the volume
And go crazy
I'll touch your body and soul
And change the channels with remote control
'Cause tonight is right for love with Meredith Baxter-Birney