I looked a lot like a Vogue magazine
Perfect and smooth, they all called me a dream
Flawless and loveless, no intimacy
I only lived to be seen, not to be touched, too clean

Funny face, I want a funny face
Funny face, I want a funny face

Billions of dollars are spent on the face
Covering, smoothing and changing the shape
Everyone wanted a face just like mine
Nobody wanted me, only to look like me

Funny face, I want a funny face
Funny face, I want a funny face

Well, I'm ungrateful but I don't care
I hear comments from everywhere
Probably nothing behind the face
The face, the face, ooh

That was the day that I jumped off the bridge
Trying to end it all, I barely lived
Doctor Lamar said, "Your face is a mess"
All of the rest you can guess

I got my one request
(He got his one request)
And I am happy, yes
(And he is happy, yes)

I got my one request
(He got his funny face)
And I am happy, yes
And I am happy, happy, happy, happy, happy

Funny face, I got my funny face
Funny face, I got my funny face
(Funny face, funny face, funny face, funny face)