If youve got this haircut, then you might well wear a hat
'Coz it's shorter at the front, and then it's longer at the back
They call this style a mullet and i know that for a fact,
But, The vandals sang about 'em, so we'll just leave it at that
[Chorus]
This is a skanking song, it's a skanking song,
And you can't go wrong if you skank along,
It's a skanking song, it's a skanking song

If you grow your hair long, and then shave it at the sides
Stick it up with wood glue and then leave it till it dries
Go all sorts of colours, 'coz there's loadsa, different dyies
You've got a mohican, and i know it's no suprise that,

This is a skanking song, it's a skanking song,
And you can't go wrong if you skank along,
It's a skanking song, it's a skanking song

This is a skanking song, it's a skanking song,
And you can't go wrong if you skank along,
It's a skanking song, it's a skanking song

If youve got a limp cut, and you find that people stare
Just add a little something, so that you can spike your hair
Now your lookin' gnarly, your a regular skate punk
So youve got no excuses, and I'll see you down the front

This is a skanking song, it's a skanking song,
And you can't go wrong if you skank along,
It's a skanking song, it's a skanking song
And you can't go wrong, come on skank along
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
Hey, hey, heyHey, hey, hey