Say hi, or say goodbye
You know it doesn't make a bit of difference
Say hi, or say goodbye
You know it doesn't make a bit of difference
Say hi, or say goodbye
You know it doesn't make a teeny-tiny teeny-weeny bit of difference

Come on, just come on strong
You know it doesn't make a bit of difference
Come on, just come on strong
You know it doesn't make a bit of difference
Come on, you can't go wrong
You know it doesn't make an teeny-tiny itsy-bitsy bit of difference

'Cos you have got your double standards
'Cos you have got it all figured out
'Cos you have got a fairytale answer
But you have got the face of a trout

All lies, it's no surprise
It's never gonna make a bit of difference
All lies, it's no surprise
It's never gonna make a bit of difference
All lies, and silent sighs
It's never gonna make the smallest, even tiniest bit of difference

'Cos you have got your double standards
'Cos you have got your knight in shining armour
And you still think that Morgan is a bastard
But you have got the face of a llama
'Cos you have got your double standards
'Cos you have got your eternal wish
'Cos you have got a fairytale answer
But you have got the face of a gupper fish