This just in, where to begin
Grin and bear it, it's bear and grim
Adoration, titilation
I'm a victim now
Because she's figured me out

She lights my candle
She has a handle on me
It's goin well but I'm scared as hell
That she'll figure me out

She thinks it sacred
To be naked
But I don't care
She's had me there
You see she's figured me out

And I want to shout
At the top of my lungs now
But oh my god
If she hears me she'll come runnin in
These are my hands
These are my faults
These are my nasty little thoughts
I wrote em down for you to contemplate
At a later date

Well the word is out, what's it all about
Doubtless shady, no shadow of doubt
In moderation this sensation would be fabulous
But she's figured me out
She's in my shower, for an hour
She's just washin' n wonderin
And trying to figure me out

Well, you're out there, just stay out there
I won't hear but be careful man
Hey careful man
And I'm sleeping now
You'll be creeping round
Just when I was on to something else
That's when she figures me out