Woke up today with a brain like this
Brain like this, yeah, a brain like this
Smoke them cigarettes and drink that gin
Voice was like this, like this, like this

Gonna get worse 'cause I'm doing it again
I'll do it again and again and again
I can barely talk and I'm losing my friends
But I'm gonna do it again and again

Swallow sandpaper, I'm all right
Scream real loud and shout all night
Like a broken megaphone, I'm all right
Scream like a dog and bark all night

I started talking today
My voice is sounding this way
What else can I say?
This band is fucking gay
My mouth is bone dry
My voice is all haggard
I'm still walking funny with that
Drunken swagger

Yeah

Woke up today with a brain like this
Brain like this, yeah, a brain like this
Smoke them cigarettes and drink that gin
Voice was like this, like this, like this

My mouth is still dry
My voice is more haggard
Tell the boss I died
Take advantage of this matter
Drink a glass of water
It turns into sand
I'm throwing up into the glass in my hand
Pour another shot
Take it like a man
Keep this voice as long as I can

Woke up today with a brain like this
Brain like this, yeah, a brain like this
Smoke them cigarettes and drink that gin
Voice was like this, like this, like this