I'm bored of cheap & cheerful
I want expensive sadness
Hospital bills, parole
Open doors to madness

I want you to be crazy
'Cause you're borin'
Baby, when you're straight

I want you to be crazy
'Cause you're stupid
Baby, when you're sane

I'm sick of social graces
Show your sharp-tipped teeth
Lose your cool in public
Dig that illegal meat

'Cause love is just a dialog
You can't survive on ice-cream
You got the same needs as a dog

It's alright
(It's alright)
To be mean
(To be mean)

It's alright
(It's alright)
To be mean
(To be mean)

I want you to be crazy
'Cause you're borin'
Baby, when you're straight

I want you to be crazy
'Cause you're stupid
Baby, when you're sane

It's alright
(It's alright)
To be mean
(To be mean)

It's alright
(It's alright)
To be mean
(To be mean)

It's alright
(It's alright)
To be mean
(To be mean)

It's alright
(It's alright)
To be mean
(To be mean)

I want you to be crazy
'Cause you're borin'
Baby, when you're straight

I want you to be crazy
'Cause you're stupid
Baby, when you're sane

I want you to be crazy
'Cause you're borin'
Baby, when you're straight

I want you to be crazy
'Cause you're stupid
Baby, when you're sane