Theres no such thing as a harmless joke
and no such thing as a gentle toke
thers no such thing as Panama Jack
Whos got the crack?

whooooos got the crack
whooooooOOos got the crack
whooooos got the crack

i am a goat
in a moat
with a boat
Whos got the crack?

whooooos got the crack
whooooooOOos got the crack
whooooos got the crack

i like it when, my hair is poofy
i like it when, slip me a roofy??
i like it when, you've got the crack
Whos got the crack?

whooooos got the crack
whooooooOOos got the crack
whooooos got the crack

i wanna be a hippy, but i forgot how to love
its hard to be a garbage man, when a sailor stole my gloves
i wanna be reckless but im feeling sleepy tonight id rather be recless than rockless
put your momma in a headlock!
whos got the crack?

whooooos got the crack
whooooooOOos got the crack

whooooooOOooooOooooOooooos got the crack
thank the lord