If they can make you feel stupid,
I'm here to wise you up
If they can make you feel puny,
I'll help you call their bluff

They want you feelin' so fine,
You'll be climbin' to pay your menial price
They want you feelin' so right,
Once you've signed up with their parasites

If they can make you feel homely,
Well I can talk you up
If they can make you feel lonely,
I can make you some love

They want you feelin' so sad,
You'll be glad to swallow any adivce
They want you feelin' so bad,
You'll be suckin' down their parasites

Don't take the bait,
Don't seal the deal,
Don't buy the hype,
You'll be a sucker!

Oh, suffer!

They want you feelin' so blind,
You'll be hangin' on to any advice
They want you stuck in quicksand,
Then they've got you in their parasites

Oh, they gotcha, they gotcha!
In their parasites
Yeah they gotcha, they gotcha!
In their parasites
Oh, they gotcha, they gotcha!
Now, isn't that nice?
Yeah, they gotcha, they gotcha,
Say goodnight!

Don't take the bait,
Don't seal the deal,
Don't buy the hype,
You'll be a sucker!

Don't take the bait,
Don't seal the deal,
Don't buy the hype,
You'll be a sucker!