Brad Majors Hey, Janet
Janet Weiss Yes, Brad?
Brad Majors I've got something to say
Janet Weiss Uh huh?
Brad Majors I really love theskillful way
You beat the other girls
To the bride's bouquet

Janet Weiss Ohoh, Brad
Brad Majors The river was deep but I swam it
Chorus Janet
Brad Majors The future is ours, so let's plan it
Chorus Janet
Brad Majors So please don't tell me to can it
Chorus Janet
Brad Majors I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
The road was long but I ran it

Chorus Janet
Brad Majors There's a fire in my heart and you fan it
Chorus Janet
Brad Majors If there's one fool for you then I am it
Chorus Janet
Brad Majors I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad, or mediocre
Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so

Janet Weiss Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had
Chorus Oh, Brad
Janet Weiss Now we're engaged and I'm so glad
Chorus Oh, Brad
Janet Weiss That you met Mom and you know Dad
Chorus Oh, Brad
Janet Weiss I've one thing to say, and that's
Brad, I'm mad, for you too
Oh, Brad

Brad Majors Oh, dammit
Janet Weiss I'm mad
Brad Majors Oh, Janet
Janet Weiss For you
Brad Majors I love you too
Brad and Janet There's one thing left to do, ah-hoo
Brad Majors And that's go see the man who began it
Chorus Janet
Brad Majors When we met in his science exam-it
Chorus Janet
Brad Majors Made me give you the eye and then panic
Chorus Janet
Brad Majors Now I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you
Dammit, Janet

Janet Weiss Oh Brad, I'm mad
Brad Majors Dammit, Janet
Brad and Janet I love you