Eight o clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me
Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring
She wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means

And when she walks
All the wind blows and the angels sing
She doesn't notice me

'Cause she is watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes

It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me"

As I fail miserably
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want
She's the girl all the bad guys want

She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange
Her CD changers full of singers that are mad at their dad
She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty
She'll never know that I'm the best that shell never have

And when she walks
All the wind blows and the angels sing
She'll never notice me

'Cause she is watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes

She likes 'em with a mustache
Racetrack season pass
Drivin' in a trans-am
Does a mullet make a man?

It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin', "Someone shoot me"

As I fail miserably
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want
She's the girl all the bad guys want
She's the girl all the bad guys want
She's the girl all the bad guys want

There she goes again
With fishnets on and dreadlocks in her hair
She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated
All I wanted was to see her naked

Now I am watchin' wrestling
Tryin' to be a tough guy
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in my eyes

I cant grow a mustache
And I ain't got no season pass
All I gots a moped, moped, moped

It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me"

As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want
She's the girl all the bad guys want
She's the girl all the bad guys want
She's the girl all the bad guys want

She's the girl all the bad guys want
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the bad guys want
She's the girl all the bad guys want
(There she goes again)

She's the girl all the bad guys want
She's the girl all the bad guys want