A golf course spins around my head
A pane of glass is in my bed
You were once in my bed
How did you meet them?
Did you meet them in the parking lot
where mom got raped and dad got shot?
Their ugly children dressed in socks?
You're a lucky woman
The roulette wheel is stuck in place
The open field where cows are grazing
It's no wonder I'm so lazy
You're a lucky woman
The parking lot it's a crap shoot, of course
A kid-sized shot glass of welcomed force
A box with pictures from your divorce
How did you meet them