There's no limit to the riches I want to see
I met this man, he said he would do anything for me
I was a little nervous, but I went there anyway
I never guessed that he would smile at me and say:

Hello, I welcome you into my humble store
I've got lots of merchandise, I've got everything and more
Today we have a sale on welfare, an offer you can't ignore
It will put you on a pedestal, separate you from the poor

His ice-cold heart and smiling face in perfect symmetry
His gratitude increased, as I bought my destiny
His smiling mask fell off, I saw the horns upon his head
I won't forget the moment when he laughed at me and said:

Hello, I welcome you

I guess you'll say stupidity isn't easily measured,
But my degradation was unbearable

Hello, I welcome you