Write in C

When I find my code in tons of trouble,
Friends and colleagues come to me,
Speaking words of wisdom:
"Write in C"

As the deadline fast approaches,
And bugs are all that I can see,
Somewhere, someone whispers:
"Write in C"

Write in C, Write in C,
Write in C, oh, Write in C
LOGO's dead and buried,
Write in C

I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,
For science it worked flawlessly
Try using it for graphics!
Write in C

If you've just spent nearly 30 hours
Debugging some assembly,
Soon you will be glad to
Write in C

Write in C, Write in C,
Write in C, yeah, Write in C
Only wimps use BASIC
Write in C

Write in C, Write in C
Write in C, oh, Write in C
Pascal won't quite cut it
Write in C

Write in C, Write in C,
Write in C, yeah, Write in C
Don't even mention COBOL
Write in C