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"I Can Hear You" By They Might Be Giants Made at the Edison Laboratory I can hear you Just barely hear you I can just barely hear you This is a warning, Step aw...

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I built a little empire out of some crazy garbage Called the blood of the exploited working class But they've overcome their shyness Now they're calling me Your...

Hello children, it's time for an important lesson with Professor Flans This is about four letters that people sometimes confuse for one: LMNO! LMNO Are four let...

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Hello children, it's time for an important lesson with Professor Flans This is about four letters that people sometimes confuse for one: LMNO! LMNO Are four let...

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