I was walkin' down around Venice way
Los Angeles
Oh big California
A man came up to me
About 40, gay
I say
"Go awayOKNo wayAGGGHHHHHHHGH"
BUTTHOLE SURF!! etc
I was ridin' wave
Around Malibu beach
A guy came up to me
He was lookin' like a leech
He said "Hey, Sonny boy, can I eat you peach?"
I say "Motherfuckerifyoureach
I don't know what I'm goin' to do"
BUTTHOLE SURF!! etc
I was ridin' my cruiser in West Hollywood
A girl came up to me and she was lookin' mighty good
I was eating quaaludes like butthole surfers should
She left me there where I stood
BUTTHOLE SURF!! etc
HEY BUTT
WHAT THE FUCK
WE ALL LIKE YOU
'CAUSE YOU'RE A SLUT