I gotta little penis, but it's alright
I gotta little penis, but it's alright
I gotta little penis, but it's alright
And all the chicks are diggin' it so it's alright

I don't understand how this could be
I'm walking around with a lil penis on me
It sucks all the time, yeah it sucks
Hot girls, they don't even wana f---
Atleast it won't hurt, when it goes in
Hell, I think my penis is small as sin

I gotta little penis, but it's alright
I gotta little penis, but it's alright
I gotta little penis, but it's alright
And all the chicks are diggin' it so it's alright

I love my little wild thing
It doesn't take much to make it spring!
I don't ned pills, I don't need thrills
Two or three jacks and my load spills yeah
And if you're tired of my penis and me
Don't make fun, just let me be

I gotta little penis, but it's alright
I gotta little penis, but it's alright
I gotta little penis, but it's alright
And all the chicks are diggin' it so it's alright

Hey man, are you serious about this lil penis thing?
Yeah man, but you know what?
It's alright