Now let me tell you 'bout a friend of mine
Well he came into town on a long wide pony
And he road into town
And he thought he could make a dime
By working at the local mac's milk
So he went on downtown and decided he would make a jo
and make some money
Then all of a sudden his little pony broke down
And he no longer had a little pony to drive

Dont go downtown
Gonna go downtown
He's going downtown
Where's he going downtown?
He's a going downtown
Gonna go downtown

So now let me tell you 'bout another little friend of mine
He goes by the name of Joseph
But we dont know what he really goes by
So we sent him down the road and we gave him
a little time to think about himself
And then he got into his car
And he'd just turned 18
So he went on down to the local piercing shop
And he decided he would get a piercing down where
nobody would see the piercing
So he got the piercing down there where nobody
would see the piercing
And then the piercing got in the way
And oh downtown
The piercing downtown
Go downtownDont go downtown
Gonna go downtown
He's going downtown
Where's he going downtown?
He's a going downtown
Gonna go downtown

Going downtown
Go downtown

He's a going downtown
Oh bring it home boys
And we're going downtown
Gonna see the boys downtown
Oh bring it home boys
Come on now
Bring it downtown
Gonna go downtown
Gettin' downtown

Somebody hang up the phone
I gotta go downtown
i gotta hang up the phone because I'm going downtown
I tell ya you better stop hitting those pots and pans boy
I tell ya what if you dont stop hitting those damn pots and pans
I tell ya what now