Well, There is no such thing as you,
It doesn't matter what you do,
The more you try to qualify,
The more it all will pass you by

Some people like to make life a little tougher than it is,
Some people like to make life a little tougher than it is

Well, The more you try to shave the cat,
The more the thing will bite and scratch,
It's best, I think, to leave it's fur,
And to listen to it's silky pur

Some people like to make life a little tougher than it is,
Some people like to make life a little tougher than it is

Well, There is no such thing as you,
It doesn't matter what you do,
The more you try to qualify,
The more it all will pass you by

Some people like to make life a little tougher than it is,
Some people like to make life a little tougher than it is