Whatever happened to fair dealing
And pure ethics and nice manners
Why is it everyone now is a pain in the ass?
Whatever happened to class, class

Whatever happened to, "Please, may I?"
And, "Yes, thank you?" And, "How charming?"
Now, every son of a bitch is a snake in the grass
Whatever happened to class, class

Ah, there ain't no gentlemen to open up the doors
There ain't no ladies now, there's only pigs and whores
And even kids'll knock ya down so as they can pass
Nobody's got no class

Whatever happened to old values
And fine morals and good breeding
Now, no one even says, "Oops" when they're passing their gas
Whatever happened to class, class

Ah, there ain't no gentlemen that's fit for any use
And any girl'll touch your privates for a deuce
And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass
(And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass)
Nobody's got no class

All you ready about today is rape and theft
Jesus Christ, ain't there no decency left?
Nobody's got no class

Every guy is a snot, every girl is a twat
Holy shit, holy shit
What a shame, what a shame
What became of class?