May I have your attention please? (2x)
Will the real slim shady please shut up?
I reapeat: will the real slim shady please shut up?
We're gonna have a problem here

Ya'll act like u never heard a WHITE person before,
his rhymes are a bore,
punk kid trying to be hard core(Yo what's up?)

But Marshall Mathers is back worse than before,
making us snore,
whining in the microphone!(baby crying)

Its the return of the-Oh wait!
No wait!
You're a fool!
You didn't pay money for this CD did u?
And Dr Dre did (dre laughing)
Everything u idiot!
Without Dre's beep ass u are as good as dead!

The world's had enough of Eminem!
Jiggy jiggy,even his girlfriend's cheating on him

Look at him, walking around, livin off Dre,
acting so cool, but he's really kinda weak though

Little twit blast me on his new CD?
Whyyy? 'cuz I turned him down for a date, hehe!

As for the question of who came first?
Was it Carson Daly or was it Fred Durst?

I'm sorry Slim but this is gunna hurt,
they both came closer than you ever will, jerk!

Your song is on my nerves (x2)
You're kinda lucky cuz you got more fame than you deserve

That is the message I deliver to little kids
Your gonna become famous and never know what talent is
Of course they gonna like you, of course they do!
Your like a cartoon version of Ricky Schroder on Silver Spoons!

You aint nothing but a product
Package to be bought-up!
You know a year from now, you won't be thought of!

So your right about dead and animals and cannibals,
And someday you'll stop dating dogs and date higher mammals(dog woof)

And there's a million women just like me,
That think like me,
and all can see,
that Slim Shady is just a boy dealing with puberty!
So if you agree, scream loudly with me!

Your Slim Shady,
yes your the real Shady,
you sound like Peter Brady,
you get quite irritating!
So won't the real slim shady please shut up,
please shut up, please shut up?(2x)