Tryin to make a livin the best way I know how
Instead of ridin bulld I should have been a rodeo clown
Coz things were goin good for awhile then they turned around
Everytime I nod I get whopped out and get laid down
I'm still rockin these crowds from shore to shore
You better look out I'm on a bad to lay down tour

Leavin the rodeo no money just a fuckin black eye
The boys are all in the truck yeah we're ready for a good time
When we pulled up to the bar we were all drunk on crown
And went out lookin for the girls who are bad to lay down
I hit up this big boobed girl she was kind of shy
Whispered in my ear I was like oh me oh my
I'm gonna give you some sympathy ass for that black eye
I'm still rockin these whores from shore to shore
Keep your daughters in the house I'm on a bad to lay down tour

I'm on a bad to lay down tour
Bad bad to lay down
If I get the most points I'll win the trophy for sure
Accumulated points by the ratio that you do?
Whether it's bein lazy, getting wrecked out or the bitch that you screw, all is a product of layin down
Coz I'm on a bad to lay down tour
Bad bad to lay down

When I left her house her dad was like
Who the hell are you
He had a shotgun it looked like I was
Fuckin screwed
So I let up tryin to talk my way
Out of this mess
Then I did the only thing that I knew best
I threw a right cross and I knocked his old ass on the ground
He went to sleep and I knew he was bad to lay down
If you didn't know now you know now for sure
Keep your daughter in the house I'm on a bad to lay down tour

I'm on a bad to lay down tour
Bad bad to lay down
If I get the most points I'll win the trophy for sure
Accumulated points by the ratio that you do
Whether it's bein lazy, getting wrecked out
Or the bitch that you screw, all is a product of layin down
Coz I'm on a bad to lay down tour
Bad bad to lay down
Lay down
Lay on down