(Original by Robyn Hitchcock)

I used to ring you and put down the phone,
Once wore a hole in your dress
Even tried Voodoo outside your home,
But these days I couldn't care less

She doesn't exist any more,
She doesn't exist any more
I let her go like the fool that I was,
Thought I'd get over her soon
I smell her perfume when my eyes are closed,
And I see her face in the moon
She doesn't exist any more,
She doesn't exist any more
I tell myself it would be different now,
I wouldn't treat her that way
I wouldn't be me if she wasn't her,
And it's far too late, anyway
'Cause she doesn't exist any more,
She doesn't exist any more
Only inside you the ghost of the love,
That is wordless and painful and old
There's no one else in the whole outside world,
That matches to her in your soul
But she doesn't exist any more,
She doesn't exist any more