Don't want no short dick man
What in the world is that fuckin thing ?
You need some fukin tweezers 2 put that little thing away
That has got to be the smallest dick I have ever seen in my whole life
( Get the fuck out of here )

Eenie weenie
Teenie weenie
Shriveled little
Short dick man x2

Don't don't don't don't want want no short dick man

* DJ Rankin in the mix motherfucker *

Love, life, and laughter Is all I believe
My savior is pure now Because my lonely heart would pleed
I never learn how to hold love And stay strong to love
Now I close my eyes now And I'm dreamin right were I belong!

I'm the d-e-v, I'm the d-e-v, I'm the d-e-v, I'm the d-e-v, I'm the d-e-v, I'm the d-e-v I'm the d-e-v I'm the d-e-v-i-lllll x3
Don't want no short dick man

Here we lie all alone and I'm a dreaming
Your as smooth as my soul it's unbelieving
Now you see the me u got me feeling I'm a feeling
I feel your hands on my lips it's a dream of a body whisper you love me,
Say u love me faces got me down and never believe me I'm a Dreamerrrrrrrrr oh oh ohhhh x2
I'm a dreamer am I dreamerrr

Love, life, and laughter Is all I believe
My savior is pure now Because my lonely heart would pleed
I never learn how to hold love And stay strong to love
Now I close my eyes now And I'm dreamin right were I belong!

I'm the d-e-v, I'm the d-e-v, I'm the d-e-v, I'm the d-e-v, I'm the d-e-v, I'm the d-e-v, I'm the d-e-v I'm the d-e-v-i-lllll x3
The Devil

Here we lie all alone and I'm a dreaming
Your as smooth as my soul it's unbelieving
Now you see the me u got me feeling I'm a feeling
I feel your hands on my lips it's a dream of a body whisper you love me,
Say u love me faces got me down and never believe me I'm a Dreamerrrrrrrrrrrr oh oh ohhhh! x2

I'm the d-e-v, I'm the d-e-v, I'm the d-e-v, I'm the d-e-v, I'm the d-e-v, I'm the d-e-v I'm the d-e-v I'm the d-e-v-i-lllll x3
The Devil

Am I dreamer, am I dreamerrrr
Am I a dreamer am am I a dreamerrr x4

* DJ Rankin in the mix motherfucker *

Am I a dreamer am am I a dreamerrr x4

I'm the d-e-v, I'm the d-e-v, I'm the d-e-v, I'm the d-e-v, I'm the d-e-v, I'm the d-e-v I'm the d-e-v I'm the d-e-v-i-lllll x3
The Devil

Am I dreamer, am I dreamerrrr
Am I a dreamer am am I a dreamerrr x8

This song is dedicated 2 holly shannon!