Everybody was kung fu fightin'
Those kids were fast as lightin'
In fact it was a little bit frightin'
But they fought with expert timin'

There were funky china men
From funky china town
They were choping them up
They were choping them down
It's an ancient chinese art
And everybody knew their part
From a faintin' to a snif
And a kicking from the hip

Everybody was kung fu fightin'
Those kids were fast as lightin'
In fact it was a little bit frightin'
But they fought with expert timin'

There was funky Militin
And little Sammy Chow
He said: Here comes the big boss
Let's get it on
He took a vaul and made a stand
Staring swaing with the hand
But emotion made me skip
Now into a brand new trip

Everybody was kung fu fightin'
Those kids were fast as lightin'
In fact it was a little bit frightin'
But they fought with expert timin'