[Verse 1]

He's so drunk he's pissin on the wall
The locals don't like him and he's getting hit by a football
He's a fat slob and he loves to drink beer
He can't go for a day without keeping beer at away
That's right he's an alcohol he drinks everyday

[Chorus]

Cos he's got Puke down his shirt yeah
He looks really dirty
His wife is really worried
But he aint in any hurry

[Verse 2]

His wife is at home waiting for him to arrive
But he's got that weird gutsy feeling inside
His Wife will always tell ya
Drinkin Beer is his best
But she won't drink with the rest

Cos he's got Puke down his shirt yeah
He looks really dirty
His wife is really worried
But he aint in any hurry

[Verse 3]

What will your papa do when he sees
Your mama kissin' a drunken man
Ah ah
Are you seeing a drunk man puking on the wall
Are you hoping that he will start to fall
Do you wish you could push him down a hillside
In a trolley you have made
When he lands on his head
Then he has been slayed

[Chorus]

Cos he's got Puke down his shirt yeah
He looks really dirty
His wife is really worried
But he aint in any hurry