Shop-lifting, I'm shirt-lifting,
I didn't plan upon a crimewatch video,

(I got filed, oh it's on file, I got filed)

When I get you, never let you go, go, go, go! (We don't think so)

She got bored of my bravado,
She knows she's my Juliet Bravo,

(I got filed, oh it's on file, I got filed)

WPC, when am I free to go?

Don't ever leave me Juliet Bravo,
You got the NYPD blue,
It wasn't them who arrested you!

We planned a, a back hander,
We did it in the back of her Panda,

(I got filed, oh it's on file, I got filed)

WPC when am I free to go?
Never leave me Julia Bravo,
You got me NYPD blue,
It wasn't they who arrested,
It wasn't they who arrested,
It wasn't they who arrested you