Where's my coffee?
Good Morning Doctor Carter (Hey Sweetie)
Looks like it's going to be a long day (Ahh another one hmm, what we got?)
Your first patient, (Yeah)
Is suffering from a lack of concept, (Uh-Huh)
Originality, (Ugh)
His flow is weak, (Another one)
And he has no style (Ugh)
Whatcha got for um?

[Verse 1: Lil Wayne]

OkLet me put my gloves on and my scrubs onDrCarter to the rescue Excuse me if I'm late,
But like a thief it takes time to be this great
Ha! so just wait Your style is a disgrace,
Your rhymes are 5th place and I'm just grace
One, Uno, Ace and I'm tryin to make your heart beat like bass,
But it's sweet like cake and I come to fix
Whatever you shall break Where is your originality?
You are so fake so picture me like a gallery
Capture What I say All I need is one mic All I need is one take
Like hey, brighter then the sun ray got a pistols on the playground
Watch the gun play likeNo kidding No kids in the way,
But the kids do watch Gotta Watch what we say Gotta work everyday
Gotta not be Cliche
Gotta stand out like Andre 3K
Gotta, kick it, kick it like the sensate
You gotta have faith you gotta gotta wait wait
I think I, I think I lost him

[Nurse on phone]

Dial 118 please

[Nurse]

Good afternoon Dr Carter (Worse?)
I don't know about this one
His confidence is down,
vocab and meta fores needs work,
and he lacks respect for the game (uggghhhhaaaa, let me see)
Do you think you can save him?

[Verse 2: Lil Wayne]

Okay
Respect is in the heart
So that's where I'm a start
And a lot of heart patients don't make it
But hey kids
Plural I graduated
Cause you could get through anything if Magic made it
And that was called recycling
Or rereciting
Something cause you just like it
So you say it just like it
Some say it's biting
But I say it's enlightning,
Besides Dr Kanye West is one of the brightest
And Dr Swizz can stitch your track up the tightest
And Dr Jeezy can fix your back up the nicest
Authritist in my hand from writing
But I'm a docter they don't understand my writing
So I stop writing
Now I'm like lighting
And you ain't Vince Young so don't clash with the Titans
Fast and exciting
My Passion is Frighting
Now let me put some more Vocab in your IV
Here take this Vicatin
Like it and love it
And confidence has no budget, so pay me no mind I don't walk like I talk it cause I'm running I don't do it cause I done it and I'm in the emergency punnet
Got dammit I lost another one

[Nurse]

Good evening Dr Carter,
It's been a long day,
this one is much better than the others,
his respect is back up,
concepts sound good,
style is showin strong side of improvement,
all he needs now is his swagger

[Verse 3: Lil Wayne]

Let me take the gloves off then
Swagger Tighter Then A Yeast Infection
Fly Go Hard Like Yeast Erection
Fashion Patrol Police Detection
I Stay Tight Like Chinese Connection
I Stay Tight Like Pussy At Night
Baby Don't Get Me Wrong I Could Do That Pussy Right
But I'm Too Wrong To Write
Too Fresh To Fight
Too Paid To Freestyle
Too Paid To Freestyle
I Had To Say It Twice
Swagger So Nice
And Don't Ask Me Shit Unless It Concern A Price
And I Don't Rap Fast I Rap Slow
Cause I Mean Every Letter In The Words In The Sentence Of My Quotes
Swagger Just Flow Sweeter Then Honey Oats
That Swagger I Got It I Wear It Like A Coat
Wait, As I Put The Light Down His Throat
I Can Only See Flow
His Blood Starting To Flow
His Lungs Starting To Grow
This One Starting To Show
Strong Signs Of Life
Wheres The Stitches Heres The Knife
Smack His Face His Eyes Open
I Reply With A Nice Welcome Back
Hip Hop I Saved Your Life

[Nurse]
He looks good,
his vitals are up,
he's looking good,
he's looking good,
I think we got one,
Dr Carter I think we got one,
Yep, yep we got one,
You saved him he's good,
he's good,
he's good,
we got one he's good,
he's good,
You got him,
we saved him,
he's a goner
he's good