She gave it to you something bad
Arose above suspicion
You caved in to the TV ad
You should have asked permission
She's baby hard-to-be-around
I'll tell you all about her
She'll make you hate the life that you are living without her
She goes as deep as Jacques Cousteau
It's you that's getting phony
She doesn't crawl and say hello
She's not your little pony
She's baby hard-to-be-around
I'll tell you all about her
She'll make you hate the life that you are living without her
You don't know the family secret
All comes out at midnight
Think you'll be the first to shake it
You'll be in bed by ten
(Think again)
You don't know what you're crying for
I'll tell you where it's going
She's baby hard-to-be-around
And baby it's showing