Well, I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
See how they fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt
Stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you've been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long

I am the Eggman (whoo!)
They are the Eggmen (whoo!)
And I am the Walrus
Goo goo g'joob

Mister city policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky
See how they run
I'm crying
I'm crying (Ahhh!)
I'm crying
I'm crying (whooo!)

Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife
Pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down

I am the Eggman (whoo!)
They are the Eggmen (whoo!)
And I am the Walrus
Goo goo g'joob goo goo

Sitting in an English garden
Waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come
You get a tan from sitting in the English rain

I am the Eggman (How do you do, sir?)
They are the Eggmen
And I am the Walrus
Goo goo g'joob ga goo goo g'joob

Expert texpert, choking smoker
Don't you see the joker laughs at you?
(Ha-ha-ha! Hee-hee-hee! Ho-ho-ho!)
See how they run like pigs from a sty
See how they schnied
I'm crying

Semolina Pilchard
Climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should've seen them kicking
Edgar Allan Poe

I am the Eggman (whoo!)
They are the Eggmen (whoo!)
I am the Walrus (whoo!)
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob
Goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob, goob

Jooba, jooba
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Jooba, jooba
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Jooba, jooba
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Jooba, jooba
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Jooba jooba, yeah!

Well, I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
Said, I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
I said, I am he as he is she and she is me and we are all together
I said, I am he as he is she and she and he and we are all together
All together now