One sunny day I was riding my bike and smoking a joint 'cause thats what I like,
A policeman stopped and and began to stare and he said,
"Hey sonny what you smokin there?"
I said

"its a reefer do you want some policeman,
its a reefer do you want a blast,
its a reefer do you want some policeman,
or would u prefer me to shove it up your ass?"

Well he put me in his car and he left my bike,
And he took my reefer which he quite liked,
We got to the station and his eyes were all red,
And the sargent said, "constable, your out of your head!"
He said

"YEAH, its a reefer do you want some sargent,
its a reefer do you want a blast,
its a reefer do you want some sargent,
or would u prefer me to shove it up your ass?"

Well he suspended the constable for his little joke,
And he went to the bathroom to have a little toke,
When he got back i'd rolled another eight and they were being passed round every copper in the place

Well i sold then two ounces and one sixteenth,
And they rolled the biggest joint that the world has ever seeeeeeeen,
And they all sang together

"Its a reefer, do you want some matthew,
its a reefer do you want a blast,
its a reefer do you want some matthew,
Thanks for your company and thanks for the grass!"