Drinkin' all night long to sad country songs, it's driving me insane
Drownin' my fears in cheap American beer, lookin' for somebody to blame
Head for the mountains, go for the gusto You only go 'round once in life
Seems I've spent most of mine on long drunken drives, makin' up excuses for an angry wife

Now I'm cruisin' down I-75, throwin' my empties at the wrong way signs
I'm so wasted I can't see shit And it don't get no better than this

Now what in the hell am I doing in this cell? Did I get drunk and start a fight?
One thing's fer certain, the way my head is hurtin', feels like I hit a bus last night
Then it all came back, like one big crash Rammin' God's children head-on
What can I say, it never happens this way in all those old Red Sovine songs

When I was a kid I'd see beer commercials on TV
Girls, good times, havin' fun
Now I'm outside a PIK-PAK, tryin' to grab a 12-pack
Couldn't wait til I was 21

Now I'm only as bold as I'm told by a drunken society
Now there's more blood on my can of Bud than there ever was in me